HELLLLOOOOOO ECLECT-oids! It's almost time to get COMMERCIAL! Yup, CHAINGUN ISLAND MERCHANDISE! 'N what's better than CHAINGUN ISLAND MERCHANDISE? Gettin' to PICK IT!
Use yer freedom of choice 'n VOTE on what you wanna see get SOLD HERE!
The time to wear my BIG UGLY MUG on yer body's CLOSE AT HAND!
Keep it ECLECTIC!