MERRY CHIRSTMAS EVERYBODY! 8-Track TeckHead here wishin' you all an ECLECTIC Christmastime. Let me tell ya, I've had the BEST Christmas I've ever had so far! I woke up bright-'n'-early to see the fine white snow fallin' on the streets of Milford; Cassetta 'n' Odbal were still snoozin' so I started thinkin' about the ZINE and all the CRAZY ideas I have for it rockin' into the NEW YEAR! Just then, Odbal SCREAMED (he always does that when he wakes up) which woke up my smokin' undead cyborg wife, Cassetta. Pretty quickly, we got down to openin' gifts. I got Odbal his very own 45 RPM turntable so he can finally stop hoggin' our main rig for his "Odbal Picks". I also got Cassetta a year-long pass to Arcade Legacy, one of our FAVORITE date-spots, bow-chicky-wow-wow! Finally, it came time to open my gift and LO AND BEHOLD! It was a top-'a'-the-line bonafide PRINTER! Gone are the days of tellin' my agent to sneak into Kinko's to print ZINES when I can just DO IT MYSELF! We had ourselves a merry lil' Christmas.

What about you all? Have an ECLECTIC CHRISTMAS from the CHAINGUN ISLAND CREW!