Heeeellllloo fellas! I hope you all had (or are still havin’) a FINE-O-LICIOUS VALENTINES DAY! I took my cybernetic missus out to dinner… well… ya see, since we’re undead cyborgs we’d never get a table since it’s kinda difficult to bill “dead guys”. I wined-n-dined with my lovely Cassetta in the dumpster at Padrino! Day-old spaghetti’s better than no spaghetti! Then we went back to our own dumpster, watched one of her favorite video nasties, and then… err… I’M NOT TELLIIN’! THE NEXT ISSUE OF THE CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE COMES OUT FEBRUARY 24TH! And let me warn ya… this one’ll be RAUNCHY! Just like… MMMMM CAN’T LET THAT SECRET SLIP ON-LINE!