OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

We did it! We made it to the 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! One whole year ago, I was droppin' off the first copies of ISSUE #0 at Arcade Legacy, time really does fly, eh?

I got so EXCITED about this LITERAL paper anniversary, that the gang 'n I threw together a SINGLE! You can download yer FREE COPY HERE!

I would like to thank each 'n every one-a you intrepid readers for keepin' yer eyes on our MIND-BENDIN' journalism for this long! The next year-a this ECLECTIC piece-o-paper'll be even more... ECLECTIC Than ever before! I got some serious stuff cookin' up... - 8-Track TeckHead, the Undead Cybernetic ZJ from Milford Ohio

Heh-Heh-HEY, boisengoils! I'm just OVER THE MOON that my ODBAL PICKS've been goin' for THIS LONG! I'm a real lazybones, so this is a HUGE DEAL for 'ol Odbal! Thanks fer indulgin'! - Odbal the Talking Skull

Happy anniversary, Ladies and Larries. It's Cassetta TeckHead, the mistress of the dumpster, here to thank all of you for reading my flick reviews. This zine has really been a labor of love (and a real spark, too!) for Tracky-poo and I. I'm quite bored of watching schlocky B-movies, perhaps I'll take a look at other genres... a lady's gotta branch out sometimes, y'know? - Cassetta TeckHead, the Mistress of the Dumpster

Here's to another year of MIND BENDIN' JOURNALISM! And as always...

KEEP IT ECLECTIC!