GOOOOOD MORNIN’, ECLECT-oids! Welp, Odbal’s all GAKK’D-OUT on that OLD-TIME RELIGION today! Why, you ask? Well, today’s “X-Day”, accordin’ to that NUTTY ‘ol bone! Odbal’s been talkin’ aboot this fella, one J.R. Bob Dobbs. Says that he’s the prophet-a the “Church of the Subgenius”. I read the pamphlet Odbal somehow obtained ‘n I gotta admit… it was ENTICIN’! Ya see, in order to receive ETERNAL SALVATION, ya gotta SLACK OFF! Believe me, ‘ol TeckHead could use a vacation day! I’m still a touch on-the-fence aboot JOININ’, they want me to give 45 DOLLARS to become an ORDAINED MINISTER! I ain’t got that kinda DOUGH! ANYWHO! Odbal was so HOPPED-UP, that he told me to SPREAD THE WORD! Apparently he filmed a ‘lil gimcrakey at Virgil’s house EARLY in the mornin’ while I… eh, I can’t remember what I was doin’. I wondered HOW I could spread the word, ‘n then I remembered somethin’! I’ve been hearin’ aboot this thing called YOUTUBE! So I thought, “Ah, what the hell?” ‘n made me a CHANNEL! GIT YER EYES ON IT HERE!