Hellooooo web-hole surfers! ‘Ol TeckHead’s got another Hare-BRAINED scheme cookin’ up for all ya! I’ve been jerkin’ back-n-forth from the ‘ol dumpster in Milford to the streets of MIAMI UNIVERSITY peddling’ my ZINES to a NEW GENERATION! Anywho… I caught wind of a student-run radio station, so I scooted on over there ‘n they SCREAMED ‘N RAN AWAY! So I had to come up with another way-a broadcastin’ my ECLECTIC music. I think my buddy Virgil figured out the PERFECT way-a gettin’ me ON AIR! So TUNE IN tonight at 6PM on REDHAWK RADIO for an ECLECTIC time!!!! You won’t wanna miss it!

Hello INTREPID readers! After a LONG month-a doin’ this ‘n tryin’ that, Issue 13’s FINALLY out! What? It’s TWO weeks early? WELP! HERE YA GO!!! This one’s a REAL doozy folks! We got our FIRST interrogation! Ladies ‘n germs, give a warm welcome to Michael Wedding from the one-man-band, Dead Doctors Club! Super excited to finally start INTERROGATIN’ the local talent here in Milford! As always, get yer ZINES at Spiral Groove Records and Arcade Legacy as well as the INTERNET ARCHIVE ‘n Newgrounds File Dump!

HELLLLOOOOO EVERYBODAY! I know the 1-Year Anniversary of the launch of the Zero-th Issue of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE was 19 DAYS AGO, but here's the Twelve-th Issue anyways! All the oldheads'll remember some-a stuff mentioned in this latest cut! If you've been livin' under a ROCK for the past 19 days, then go listen to my SINGLE! RIGHT HERE! Read my website's blog too! I've been slowly recallin' my grand-'ol AMERIQUEST previously mentioned in Issue 10...th. As per 'uge, you can get copies at Arcade Legacy in Sharonville 'n Spiral Groove Records in Milford as well as the Internet Archive 'n Newgrounds File Dump. Who knows? Maybe in this second year-o-ZINE, you'll see it showin' up at more places!

Stay tuned for the 13th Issue. things're gonna get ECLECTIC!

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

We did it! We made it to the 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! One whole year ago, I was droppin' off the first copies of ISSUE #0 at Arcade Legacy, time really does fly, eh?

I got so EXCITED about this LITERAL paper anniversary, that the gang 'n I threw together a SINGLE! You can download yer FREE COPY HERE!

I would like to thank each 'n every one-a you intrepid readers for keepin' yer eyes on our MIND-BENDIN' journalism for this long! The next year-a this ECLECTIC piece-o-paper'll be even more... ECLECTIC Than ever before! I got some serious stuff cookin' up... - 8-Track TeckHead, the Undead Cybernetic ZJ from Milford Ohio

Heh-Heh-HEY, boisengoils! I'm just OVER THE MOON that my ODBAL PICKS've been goin' for THIS LONG! I'm a real lazybones, so this is a HUGE DEAL for 'ol Odbal! Thanks fer indulgin'! - Odbal the Talking Skull

Happy anniversary, Ladies and Larries. It's Cassetta TeckHead, the mistress of the dumpster, here to thank all of you for reading my flick reviews. This zine has really been a labor of love (and a real spark, too!) for Tracky-poo and I. I'm quite bored of watching schlocky B-movies, perhaps I'll take a look at other genres... a lady's gotta branch out sometimes, y'know? - Cassetta TeckHead, the Mistress of the Dumpster

Here's to another year of MIND BENDIN' JOURNALISM! And as always...

KEEP IT ECLECTIC!

HELLOOOO INTREPID READERS! Sorry for the delay, I was gonna upload the ZINE on-line last night, but the powerline I siphon power from stopped workin'! Those bastard storms! It's the end of the month and you know what that means! ANOTHER ISSUE OF THE ZINE! We at the dumpster have been gettin’ back to normal after my little impromptu adventure. I’m still workin’ on retellin’ that whole mess on my BLOG on the official CHAINGUN ISLAND WEBSITE! So give that a read too! As for the ZINE, you can yer copies in-store at Spiral Groove Record and Arcade Legacy and on-line at the INTERNET ARCHIVE and NEWGROUNDS FILE DUMP! I feel like somethin’ important’s happenin’ in July… some kinda… anniversary? Stay tuned!

HELLLLOOO INTREPID READERS! It's time for another issue of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! Let me tell ya, things have peen prett-y bus-y for me lately, I recently came back from a MONTH-LONG ride across the US-of-A! I'm glad I could be back in time for the ZINE to hit DOUBLE DIGITS! What more, CHRIS BALLEW'S BACK! As per uge, you can get copies at Arcade Legacy and Spiral Groove Records as well as the WEBSITE! Have an ECLECTIC SUMMER!

HAPPY 4/20, STONERS 'N BONERS! 8-Track TeckHead RIPPIN' out a brand new strain of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! This one's called TOKENADO... that's pronounced Toke-Nado. So now you can enjoy fine ECLECTIC literature while you work off your latest buzz. Get on down to Spiral Groove Records in Milford and Arcade Legacy in Sharonville to get yer copies! If you're too BAKED to get off the couch, then head on over to the CHAINGUN ISLAND WEBSITE to get yer printable AND digital copies. Bake responsibly and always remember to keep it ECLECTIC!! 

If ya haven't picked up a copy of the ZINE yet... then consider this a SPOILER! THE CHAINGUN ISLAND WEBSITE IS A GO!!!! It may seem barebones right now, but I'm gonna fill 'er up with some DINGERS! Just you wait!

Go on... GIMME SOME HITS!

https://theofficialchaingunisland.neocities.org/

HEY HEY HEY! It's time for the latest issue of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! I sure hope you're all partied-out from Spring Break 'cuz this one's a REAL DOOZY! If you're checkin' it out at Spiral Groove Records in Milford or at Arcade legacy in Sharonville, you can get LIMITED EDITION BLUE VARANTS! Also, I dunno how, but that damn Dr. Sylvestarian managed to hack the ZINE! So I guess you all get an extra review if ya check it out in-store. Anywho, if ya hate the doc as much as I do or if ya don't live in Ohio, then get yer printable AND digital copies on the INTERNET ARCHIVE or right here on my NEWGROUNDS FILE DUMP!

Keep it ECLECTIC!!!!

- 8-Track TeckHead

It's that time-a year! When we all put our best speedos-'n'-bikinis, head down to the beach, and listen to the hottest teen sensations! BLEGH! I can't get near water anyways! Oh well... ISSUE 8 IS PRIMED AND READY TO HIT STORE STANDS ON MARCH 30TH!!! And with it... comes a HUGE SURPRISE! Don't get too wasted this Spring Break! You're gonna need to be sober to sink your fangs into this issue... or read with half-a buzz, who's keepin' track? If you're takin' the day off from partyin', why not catch-up on the previous issues over on the INTERNET ARCHIVE? 

Keep it ECLECTIC!!!!

- 8-Track TeckHead