GOOOOOD MORNIN’, ECLECT-oids! Welp, Odbal’s all GAKK’D-OUT on that OLD-TIME RELIGION today! Why, you ask? Well, today’s “X-Day”, accordin’ to that NUTTY ‘ol bone! Odbal’s been talkin’ aboot this fella, one J.R. Bob Dobbs. Says that he’s the prophet-a the “Church of the Subgenius”. I read the pamphlet Odbal somehow obtained ‘n I gotta admit… it was ENTICIN’! Ya see, in order to receive ETERNAL SALVATION, ya gotta SLACK OFF! Believe me, ‘ol TeckHead could use a vacation day! I’m still a touch on-the-fence aboot JOININ’, they want me to give 45 DOLLARS to become an ORDAINED MINISTER! I ain’t got that kinda DOUGH! ANYWHO! Odbal was so HOPPED-UP, that he told me to SPREAD THE WORD! Apparently he filmed a ‘lil gimcrakey at Virgil’s house EARLY in the mornin’ while I… eh, I can’t remember what I was doin’. I wondered HOW I could spread the word, ‘n then I remembered somethin’! I’ve been hearin’ aboot this thing called YOUTUBE! So I thought, “Ah, what the hell?” ‘n made me a CHANNEL! GIT YER EYES ON IT HERE!

Hey Hey, ECLECT-oids! MAN! It's been a HOT MINUTE since the last issue-a the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! Me 'n the CHAINGUN ISLAND CREW were ULTRA-BUSY this month DEVOLVIN'! Yup, this issue is entirely DEVO-themed! It's to commem-o-rate the DEVO concert that happened in Cincinnati on the 24th! If you were there, you may or may not've gotten a PRE-RELEASE ISSUE! If you were one-a those folks... here's the FULL MONTY! For those who didn't sneak-a-peak... DON'T PANIC! Ya can snag yer copies at Spiral Groove Records in Milford 'n Arcade Legacy in Sharonville along with the INTERNET ARCHIVE!

...OH! I almost forgot! You can also now DOWNLOAD my NEW(ish) SINGLE, "Rattlesnake", on BANDCAMP! Hi-def! Extra fixin's! Better LATE than NEVER!

Duty now for the future 'n Keep It ECLECTIC!

Well ECLECT-oids, after a 'lil legal dispute with Newgrounds 'n a bout-a PROCRASTINATION, Rattlesnake is now available for listenin' 'n downloadin' on the NEWGROUNDS AUDIO PORTAL! GO GIVE 'ER A LISTEN!

Konnichiwa, ECLECT-oids! 8-Track TeckHead here to REGAIL you fellas aboot me 'n my SMOKIN' HOT wife's trip to JAPAN! Well... I ain't gonna REGAIL ya HERE! I'll do it in the ZINE! Eyup! ZINE-mas came EARLY this month! I was just CHOMPIN' at the bit, wantin' to get this JAWN out! As per uge, you can get yer fixin's at Spiral Groove Records, Arcade Legacy, 'n the INTERNET ARCHIVE! I hope ya N-joy 'n... COLLECT 'EM ALL! GANBARE! Keep it ECLECTIC!

Oh! One more thing... GO LISTEN TO MY NEW SINGLE! RATTLESNAKE! RATTLESNAKE! RATTLESNAKE! RATTLESNAKE!

HELLLLOOOOO ECLECT-oids! 'Memba when I cut a 'lil demo of a tune called "Rattlesnake" last year? Well... NOW ITS OFFICIAL! My first O-FICIALLY-PRODUCED single is OUT NOW everywhere ON-LINE (especially on the AUDIO PORTAL)! Produced by Hane Kaiser with Nickel Plate Road as my backin' band, yer not gonna wanna pass this JAWN up! 

Thanks again for bein' the SICKEST bunch-a ECLECT-oids this side-a Cincinnati! I hope ya N-JOY!

Soory for the late postin'! been runnin' around all DAY promotin' this JAWN!

So… the final episode-a the SUPER SHOW really BLEW UP in my face! Don’t worry, ECLECT-oids! I’m alllllright! Anywho, for those who didn’t tune in, I DEBUTED a ‘lil audiological gimcrackey that I’ve been workin’ on for a bit now. X-pect to see THAT on-line… TOMORROW!!!

Whattya think it is?

MAN! What did I miss?! Hello ECLECT-oids! This is 8-Track TeckHead back from my NITE SKOOL BIZNISS TRIP to Japan… GONE BAD! MAN! I haven’t felt this X-HAUSTED in a LONG-ASS time! I dunno WHAT it is with me ‘n vacations! Anywho… I COULD gab aboot how it went NOW, but I’m still RECOLLECTIN’ what happened! How’s aboot this: Tune into my SUPER SHOW on my website Wednesday at 6PM to hear all the JUICY deets! It’s good to be back. Can’t wait to keep on… KEEPIN’ IT ECLECTIC!

Hello. This is Virgil, TeckHead's "buddy". 

I apologize for the late upload, I have been busy with affairs all day.

As you may or may not know, TeckHead had to temporarily vacate his position as head writer of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE for a business trip to Japan spearheaded by his Night School professor, Professor Flyers. TeckHead elected Odbal as the interim head of operations. Unfortunately, Odbal went, as TeckHead feared, "mad with power". I had to intervene in the only way I could: by locking Odbal in a box until TeckHead returned. This was after we realized that TeckHead was stranded in Japan, pursued by the Yakuza. Odbal did not take this revelation lightly.

As for this month's issue, Odbal wrote an entire Issue in one day out of excitement. You may notice that it is printed in color.

Issues are available at Arcade Legacy, Spiral Groove Records, and the Internet Archive.

Rest assured that TeckHead shall return in the next few days. I received a hasty international phonebooth call from TeckHead alerting me to the fact that he had escaped and is returning home.

Rest assured, TeckHead shall return.

- Virgil

Helloooo, ECLECT-oids! 8-Track TeckHead here tellin' YOU that I'm about to board a FLIGHT... to JAPAN! I'm goin' on a 'lil BIZNISS trip with my NITE SKOOL professor, Prof. Flyers, 'n my B-YOOTIFUL wife, Cassetta to the land-a-the-risin'-sun! Gonna meet sum SALARYMEN, talkin' about MARKETIN' or somethin'. I'll be incommunicado for a couple weeks but FRET NOT! Odbal will take control-a the ZINE 'n the SUPER SHOW for the time bein'... sure hope nothin' bad happens there...

Keep it ECLECTIC, or should I say, それを折衷的に保つ~!

HELLOOOO ECLECT-oids! 8-Track TeckHead here with YET ANOTHER issue-a the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! This time... it's SELF-TITLED! MAN! Issue 20 already! Feels like it was just YESTERDAY when I was writin' it. OH WAIT! I did write it yesterday!

Like always, you can SNAG a copy at Arcade Legacy in Sharonville 'n Spiral Groove Records in Milford. ACT FAST! Supply's RUNNIN' OUT!

If ya don't live 'round these parts, ya can always DOWNLOAD printable 'n digital copies on the INTERNET ARCHIVE!

Oh! 'N don't forget to TUNE IN to my SUPER SHOW on REDHAWK RADIO Wednesdays at 6PM!

Keep it ECLECTIC!