HEY HEY HEY, intrepid readers! It's time for another issue of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! Since it's the month of lovin' this issue'll be a touch RAUNCHY! If you're a youngster and wanna seem cool, give it a read! Heh, just kiddin'. Get yer copies at Arcade Legacy and Spiral Groove Records now with a COOL STAND that you won't be able to miss! You can also get on-line on the Internet Archive and my Newgrounds File Dump!

KEEP IT ECLECTIC!

Heeeellllloo fellas! I hope you all had (or are still havin’) a FINE-O-LICIOUS VALENTINES DAY! I took my cybernetic missus out to dinner… well… ya see, since we’re undead cyborgs we’d never get a table since it’s kinda difficult to bill “dead guys”. I wined-n-dined with my lovely Cassetta in the dumpster at Padrino! Day-old spaghetti’s better than no spaghetti! Then we went back to our own dumpster, watched one of her favorite video nasties, and then… err… I’M NOT TELLIIN’! THE NEXT ISSUE OF THE CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE COMES OUT FEBRUARY 24TH! And let me warn ya… this one’ll be RAUNCHY! Just like… MMMMM CAN’T LET THAT SECRET SLIP ON-LINE!

I’m not one to BLOG IT UP usually, but do I got a story for you that just can’t wait! A couple days ago, I went to the Trader’s World Flea Market in Monroe, Ohio with my buddies Odbal ‘n Virgil. Let me tell ya, that joint’s already filled with weirdos so we fit right in! No need to sneak around like we usually do! Anywho, we were havin’ a good time lookin’ for videogames ‘n records ‘n other fun junk when I stumbled upon a man that would change the course of the whole damn trip. He was at least six-foot-tall, clad in a leather jacket, black jeans, boots, and had crime scene tape danglin’ from his belt like some kinda nutz-o fashion statement! Yes, ladies and germs, I encountered the PUNK! He started talkin’ a mile-’o’-minute about how he used to play bass for a band that opened for Ratt and how he personally knew Glenn Danzig! He took us back to his little hole-in-the-wall record shop where he proceeded to show us all the rare stuff he had. Let me tell ya, he was not kiddin’. The dude had a 1-in-500 GREEN variant of Metallica’s Ride The Lightning that was only available in France. He said that “the French aren’t too bright so they thought it should be green.” He also showed us a STUDIO PRESSING of Pink Floyd durin’ one of their Animals sessions back in the day! He and I talked for what seemed like hours, I looked behind me and saw that Odbal ‘n Virgil had skedaddled to some other part of the market while he was yakkin’ about how the Ramones were the “true American band, not that Bruce Springsteen guy.” I asked the PUNK if he knew about my ‘ol stompin’ grounds, Spiral Groove Records, and he said “isn’t it that one fuckin’ store with the albums on the wall and those CD drawers?” I reluctantly said yes. I told him to look out for a local band I’ve been sponsorin’ called… well… I’m gonna plead the 5th on that band for now… they haven’t had any shows yet, but when they do it’ll be at Spiral Groove! When I looked at my watch I saw that it was almost CLOSIN’ TIME, so I gave him a copy of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE and told him to KEEP IT ECLECTIC! I wonder if I’ll ever see that PUNK again…

In other news... YOU CAN NOW GET THE (current) FULL CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE COLLECTION ON THE NEWGROUNDS FILE DUMP! GET YER FIXIN'S!

HEY HEY Ladies-'n'-Germs! It's a NEW YEAR and you know what that means! THE ZINE'S GOTTEN MORE ECLECTIC! That's right, Odbal's gone rogue, Cassetta's watchin' somethin' other than a crap-tastic B-movies, and I'm gettin' guests to write! That's right, put your hands together for our first GUEST COLUMNIST! None other than CHRIS BALLEW of The President's Of The United States Of America fame! Check it out on the Internet Archive! But wait! There's more! If you shop at Spiral Groove Records in Milford or Arcade Legacy in Sharonville, you can find LIMITED EDITION YELLOW COPIES! Torn straight from the bonfire fuel I call the YELLOW PAGES! Supplies for those are EVEN MORE LIMITED! So git on it while you still can!

Millions of Zines, Zines for Me~ Millions of Zines, Zines for free~

Keep it ECLECTIC!

HELLO HELLO HELLLLLOO BOY'S-'N'-GIRLS! We're just about ready to ROCK the New Year with Issue 6 of THE CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! The latest and greatest issue of the craziest ZINE in southern Ohio will make it's BIG debut THIS SATURDAY! Let me tell ya, we all changed-up our columns a little bit... and a certain mid 90's grunge icon may have slipped in there... not naming any names but you may have heard one of his... presidential songs before... STAY TUNED!

- 8-Track TeckHead, the undead cybernetic DJ from Milford

HAPPY NEW YEAR, FELLAS! I got some real radical stuff cookin’ up this fine New Year, including a revitalized issue of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE featuring a “guest column” from a certain 90’s grunge icon… STAY TUNED!

MERRY CHIRSTMAS EVERYBODY! 8-Track TeckHead here wishin' you all an ECLECTIC Christmastime. Let me tell ya, I've had the BEST Christmas I've ever had so far! I woke up bright-'n'-early to see the fine white snow fallin' on the streets of Milford; Cassetta 'n' Odbal were still snoozin' so I started thinkin' about the ZINE and all the CRAZY ideas I have for it rockin' into the NEW YEAR! Just then, Odbal SCREAMED (he always does that when he wakes up) which woke up my smokin' undead cyborg wife, Cassetta. Pretty quickly, we got down to openin' gifts. I got Odbal his very own 45 RPM turntable so he can finally stop hoggin' our main rig for his "Odbal Picks". I also got Cassetta a year-long pass to Arcade Legacy, one of our FAVORITE date-spots, bow-chicky-wow-wow! Finally, it came time to open my gift and LO AND BEHOLD! It was a top-'a'-the-line bonafide PRINTER! Gone are the days of tellin' my agent to sneak into Kinko's to print ZINES when I can just DO IT MYSELF! We had ourselves a merry lil' Christmas.

What about you all? Have an ECLECTIC CHRISTMAS from the CHAINGUN ISLAND CREW!

It's almost Christmastime, and you know what that means... A NEW ISSUE OF THE CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! Issue 5 is rippin' down the chimeny just in time for 'ol Sandy Claws to make his BIG arrival! We've gone FULL FESTIVE this time! Get copies of the ZINE that keeps on givin' at Arcade Legacy and Spiral Groove Records! Or if you're still reelin' from that one time you got trampled at the mall last Christmas, then you can print-'n'-download copies of Issue 5 and all the others on the Internet Archive!

Merry Christmas from the CHAINGUN ISLAND crew and KEEP IT ECLECITC!

HO HO HEY! MERRY CHRISTMAS from the CHAINGUN ISLAND CREW! We've got one FESTIVE issue of the ZINE comin' straight to you this Friday! If you really wanna land on TeckHead Claus' nice list, read the earlier issues on the Internet Archive! Wanna get a stocking stuffer for your ECLECTIC f(r)iend? Copies will be available at Arcade Legacy and Spiral Groove Records.

Have an ECLECTIC Christmas!

It's been a long time comin' and a lot's happened to 'ol TeckHead over this month but the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE is back after a lil' leave of absence with ISSUE 4! SHINERS 'N' SUTURES! I apologize for the delay, we've recently been gettin' into fights with this weirdo Dr. Sylverstarian, "the Ska-tterbrained Professor". That'll get elaborated upon in ISSUE 4. Anywho... GET YER COPIES AT SPIRAL GROOVE AND ARCADE LEGACY! Or... If you're not an Ohioan like me, GET 'EM ON THE INTERNET ARCHIVE!

Look out for the Christmas Special comin'... sometime in December...

KEEP IT ECLECTIC!!!